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Okay, so I hope this works-- This is Astrid. Leave me a message? -- Was that is, did I do it right-- [aaand it disconnects there.]
Okay, so I hope this works-- This is Astrid. Leave me a message? -- Was that is, did I do it right-- [aaand it disconnects there.]
text. 1/?
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
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note: an x-ray is some kind of fancy technology that takes a picture of your bones.
weird, i know. but apparently they make stuff like that
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note two: I didn't actually get one done, people are just saying they have for... some reason. that's just what the note says.
why are they saying that if they haven't? good question
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note three: there's also a couple of other things wrong with that note now that i've sent it
let me try that again. lets pretend that first one was from toothless, it's not fair that he gets left out
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done - i'm sorry
hm. maybe he's going to get majorly teased when he gets home, now that he's sent that and seen how it looks on the screen.
a final delay, and then: ]
final note: that sounded less cheesy in my head
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what
2/4
but if its for bones how does it see your heart
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who even sent this to you i dont understand the point how does it stop your heart from being broken is it magic
okay done
it really was cheesy sweet but cheesy
[.. sorry for her lack of punctuation, this texting thing is hard]
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Good question!
I guess you'd see the bones of the person who's in your heart? But they're not actually in your heart, and I really don't think anyone who sent these even got one.
[ a pause, as he considers what he just sent. ]
An x-ray, I mean. Not a heart. I'm pretty sure everyone who sent me this has one.
[ BUT HE CAN'T BE SURE, with the weirdness of this place. ]
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Like the seven signposts of valhalla except with less death and fish, which is probably for the better.
And the first one I got was from a girl named pyrrha. I think you'd like her, actually, she's got the whole warrior thing down pat.
[ meaning he's pretty sure she could beat him up just like astrid could but that is going unvoiced. ]
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emphasis on mostly awkward
[ he tries so hard. ]
done!
[ IT'S VERY TRUE. her words actually look like words. ]
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this place is so weird
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no she's not the jealous type not at all!!!
but she trusts him, even if she doesn't necessarily like the idea that he made friends with fierce ladies before she got here. She'll just have to meet them all now.]
youll have to introduce me
[that sounded totally innocent right]
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youre always awkward
[if only she knew how to emoticon, or that would have a winky face following it.]
done~
She could easily say it's because she's more patient than him but. Let's be real, that's not even close to the truth.]
you have no idea how long ive been fighting with this thing how do people use these on a regular basis
[if you don't think for a second that she's nearly thrown the phone across the room a hundred times all during this conversation, you'd be wrong.]
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not that he actually has anything to worry about and certainly this is a misunderstanding that can all be easily cleared up, but he has to smack himself. ]
Introductions! Yes
Introductions will be made
Plus I'll help you out with trying to figure out some of the rest of this stuff
[ SO DON'T BREAK THE PHONE, ASTRID, he doesn't know how to fix it-- ]
Apparently all of this isn't as weird where other people are from.
That's pretty fair, huh?
[ in that it isn't at all but!! oh well. ]
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maybe fair for them but not for us
[there's actually a really long space here now, going several lines down before text appears again.]
!!!!?..Zz
[...that last bit was her trying to use punctuation and then sending it without meaning to. Whoops.]
voice;
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!
(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))